I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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