You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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