What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
