hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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