A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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