Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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