The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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