But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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