Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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