the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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