she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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