North Korea, Best Korea!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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