Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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