You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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