Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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