Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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