On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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