The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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