I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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