About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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