yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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