Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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