Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
He has the fingertips of a God
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