He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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