grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love you.
Bad choice
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