I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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