I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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