He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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