Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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