He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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