I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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