operation harelip BJ is a go
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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