Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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