Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Randomize
