butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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