No subtext here. People are naked.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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