Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This toilet bowl is my home.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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