found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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