I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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