is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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