you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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