Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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