She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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