I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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