i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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