That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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