i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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