My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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