I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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