I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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