And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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