Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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