That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You almost got us killed.
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