he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
