absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Randomize
